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Times New Roman Greek small letter betaIf you missed it a couple of weeks ago, Harper Voyager, an arm of HarperCollins, is accepting unsolicited manuscripts for a two week period at the start of October. Since the genres they’re looking for includes fantasy, I’m racing against the clock to get Silk Over Razor Blades (more commonly known here as SORB) ready to submit.

Its on this time, in a way it never has been before. The news has lit a fire under me like I’ve never experienced. Part of me doesn’t expect much, since I doubt I can properly guess at how may thousands of people will be racing to take advantage of this opportunity, same as me. But it would be downright stupid not to try.

I’ve had two runs of submitting SORB before. Once in 2010 and again in 2011 and each time, with hindsight, I was far, far from ready. I’m not going to make the same mistake again. Hells no! That means I need to find beta readers. Readers who will take my manuscript, read it quickly and come back to me with frank, honest thoughts.

From what I understand, not everybody is up to a job like this. I’ve done some beta work a couple of times, and I loved being able to help somebody, though I’m sure I could have done an even better work if I was better read in that genre. But I digress… I need people who read in my genre, with some time to give over to helping me make Silk Over Razor Blades as good as it can be.

little pink work reading a book; bookworm from OpenClipArtSo this is a request in readiness for when the novel is ready; are YOU able to help me out? Do you have time to spare to read a book and give your opinions? Are you able to do so frankly and honestly knowing that I understand your comments are about my work and not me? Are you able to do all this in a tight deadline?

I realise its a big ask. More than ever, I understand how precious and valuable time is. Next time I’ll be far better prepared to do this within a sensible time frame, but October 1st is really not all that far off and I’m beginning to feel I need all the help I can get. If you can help me, hit me up with a comment here or ping me an email and we’ll chat about how to go about this (and just how many boxes of chocolates you’ll be receiving from me as a sign of my thanks!).

Incidentally, how do the rest of you go about this process? I’ve done a lot of reading in the past few months and it seems people pick up betas through Twitter and writing groups. Some people use online resources, forums and groups. What is your preferred method of huntin’ down a beta reader?


B&W man and woman.I’ve called it a guilty pleasure in the past, but the more I go back through some of my old writings (since reading the Fifty Shades triology I haven’t been able to stop myself), the more I realise that I wrote a hell of a lot of erotica a few years back.

Yes, most of it was yaoi, so doesn’t really count (yaoi can’t be considered anything other than smut, the way I was writing it back then), but there was a phase at about the same time in which I wrote lots of M/M, F/F and M/F erotic shorts. I’ve been pulling them out so I can go through them one by one and all the while, a little corner of my mind keeps asking me; ‘why don’t you do something with these?’

It is a very small corner. My first love is fantasy, but I can’t seem to turn away from the part of me that enjoys erotica and kink and scribbling all those things down on paper. Especially after my raging post a couple of weeks ago. And, of course, I’m still taking part in Six Sentence Sunday (SSS), where most of my offerings are from erotic novellas and shorts. Similarly most of the other writers taking part in SSS seem to be erotic novelists.

I wouldn’t, for a second, dare to call myself an erotic novelist but there is certainly a part of me that regularly tears free of its cage and writes a bunch of naughty, saucy things. And, as I now remind myself, it IS in my tagline: ‘Ileandra Young, gleefully penning smut, vamp-fiction, fantasy and comedy since 1997.’

Hmmm.

I think, as part of my ‘on going project’ I’m going to start gathering these stories together. Maybe there really is something I can do with them after all.

Stay tuned.

Guest Blog: Lembas Bread


Soooooo! In answer to my Call for Guest Posts I do have a selection of posts for you from various sources. These fabulous people have been kind enough to take time out of their days to write up a little something for this blog because I’m so crazy busy! You’ll see these pop up over the coming weeks so be sure to keep coming back!

This is the second post of the selection and, in a brief step away from writing covers an absolutely delicious recipe! You all know I’m a LARPer… well this post covers the making of one of the most delicious foods of elf-kind and, since I am a bit of an elf (no, for real… look at the Gallery!), I just couldn’t say no. Thank you so much Juls Stodel for sharing your incredible talent with us!

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I was extremely excited when given the go-ahead to do a guest post for the beautiful and exotic Ileandra; partly because it means that the presence of baby geeks-to-be is imminent and partly because it gives me an excuse to indulge my inner geek. See, I am a chef in training; next year I will be going to Leith’s School of Food and Wine (at present I am filling a year by taking a course at the local college with kids much younger than I am. I feel ancient at 24) and, from there, the world is my oyster (well, the West Country). The world of Food Blogging, which I am more familiar with, is one that is caked in this veil of smiles and cupcakes (I suck at cupcakes by the way – they go concave) but underneath it all, it’s serious business – don’t you dare so much as use pre-made pastry on your pie or it doesn’t count as home made you utter, utter fraud.

I first met Ileandra at Herofest, a LARPing event I believe she has spoken about a few times in these very blog pages, with her as a green-clad, glamorous Elf and I as a bedraggled, fur covered Valkyrie. We downed so many home-brewed concoctions together that I don’t think my memory will ever recover. Herofest lets me indulge that geeky, fantasy-loving, escapist side of me before going back to being screamed at by my tutor if I under-glaze a loaf of bread. I can’t really complain, I have had to come up with a vile new anthology of insults from spur-of-the-moment frustrations caused by the ineptitude of others. My vocabulary is increasing at a rapid rate, though not, as my theologian grandmother might have thought, for the better.

Speaking of bread and keeping with the lovely and colourful fantasy themes, I offered up to Ileandra the idea of creating a personal recreation of Lembas Bread, originally spoken of and made famous in Lord of The Rings; a dense, highly nutritional bread, sliced into thin cakes and wrapped in leaves, dark on the outside and cream coloured on the inside. A recipe guarded by elves, it will sustain a man for a full day’s march.

Technically, as a Valkyrie, maybe I shouldn’t be the one presenting an Elf with this recipe, but we’ll let that slide. I made the bread without any leaven apart from one egg to give a slight bounce alongside wholewheat, buckwheat and millet and a decent dose of flaxseed. It is made sweet with the ‘fruits of the Mallorn’ (apricots…) and drizzled with honey before being baked. A sticky outer appearance can be made by wrapping up the baked bread in cling film while it cools. The honey creates the darkened outside while the millet keeps the inside a creamy colour and the apricot preserve melds with the nutty textures and lifts up the earthiness. Wrap in Mallorn Leaves (crepe paper…) for a final finish.

Makes 4-6 slices of Lembas Bread

Time Taken: 1 hour

Things needed: 1 baking tray, lined with baking paper, mixing bowl

INGREDIENTS:
½ cup wholewheat flour
½ cup millet
¼ cup buckwheat
¼ cup rye
1 heaped tablespoon flaxseed meal
1 heaped tablespoon apricot preserve
1 egg
1 knob of softened butter
Warmed milk
Honey

RECIPE:

  1. Preheat the oven to 190C.
  2. In the mixing bowl, mix together the flours and the flaxseed meal with a pinch of salt.
  3. Make a well in the centre and crack the egg into it, beat it and add the apricot preserve and butter, slowly bring in the sides, adding a drizzle of milk at a time until you have a dense mix – more wet than dry but not malleable and quite sticky.
  4. Press into the baking tray to about 1 cm thickness and drizzle honey thickly on top. Place in the oven for 35-45 minutes until the top is a golden brown and a knife in the centre comes out clean.
  5. Leave to cool, wrapped in cling film if you want a sticky, shiny outer appearance.
  6. Trim off the edges and slice up, wrap in Mallorn Leaves and you’re ready for your quest!
Picture of lembas bread; yummy!!!

Credit: Juls Stodel

Bonus Blog: Alt Fiction 2012


alt fiction logoI couldn’t not write about this event…! What sort of crazy fan-girl would I be if I didn’t share my thoughts on my second literary con (in just a bit of a call back to the first one).

This year, Alt Fiction was right on my doorstep. As a matter of fact, it took place in the very same venue I visit for the Phoenix Writers Group, so it was nice to be on familiar ground (and nice not to have to travel to Derby when I currently weigh about as much as a beached whale -_-).

There were familiar faces in the form of members of the writing group, faces from last year and of course guest speakers that I recall from their name or from chatting with them last year as well. The experience, however, has been very different; probably because I have one of these events already tucked under my belt.

Let me take you through it (in brief, I promise!).

Oh and apologies in advance for the hefty splattering of links. Its not my usual style, but I couldn’t help it; where I could find them, I just had to link web presence to the names, because these people are fab and I want to share hem with you. :)

Saturday
Alex Davis ran a fabulous workshop on Short Story Writing that gave me a few ideas and ways to try submitting some of the short stories and flash I seem to be collecting. I have to do something with them, right?!

Next was Mark Chadbourn who ran The Business of Writing. His workshop was so fantastically positive that a blog post I actually have scheduled for late May (y’know, when I’m buried under nappies and puke stained muslin) probably needs a vast rewrite! I came away from that workshop (even better because I totally gatecrashed it – I hadn’t signed up for it) with a buzz and desperate need to start making plans now, now, NOW!

How Not To Pitch (Dragon’s Pen) featured Ramsey Campbell, John Jarrold, Steve Tribe and… I’ve missed someone. Damn… who was it? Grr. *sigh* As well as the brave authors who verbally ‘pitched’ their work in true Dragon’s Den style. That was vastly entertaining. It was filled with lots of things you know inwardly, but should admit that its good to be reminded of. They were great examples of things you most certainly should not do, later reinforced with what you should do when making a pitch. Regardless, I know that, if I was pushed into a face to face pitch right now, I’d probably fluff it. I’m not ready for that yet.

Writing As A Day Job gave things a different slant compared to Mark’s workshop, but Adam Nevill, Niki Valentine, Conrad Williams and Kim Lakin-Smith certainly woke me up enough to keep me eager to fulfil my plans.

I wrapped up the day with the Comics Panel, (which was hilarious – I will put my hand up and say that I had no idea there were quite so many comics out there) and a reading, plus Q&A with Ken MacLeod. He’s ace! I seem to have two of his books upstairs (I don’t remember buying them, but who cares, I have them!) so I’m going to enjoy reading those.

Oh and I almost forgot (how the hell did I manage that?)! I did a reading in the Flash Fiction open mic section over lunch! ^_^ I don’t have a list of all the readers, unfortunately, though I’m sure I can ask the lovely Alasdair Stuart who has a recording of all the readings! Wheeeeeeeeeee! If you’re wondering why I’m so excited about that, its because he says I can have mine, which means I’ll be able to post it here so you can hear it. ^_^ I’ll put the excerpt up anyway, but I think it would be nice to have a live reading on the site. So look forward to that in a few days.

 
Sunday
I managed to spend the whole day in one room; three panels of talks that made me bounce.

The Extremely Dangerous Fairy Folk, was searching and energetic and made me wish I’d recorded it in some way. Mainly because they made so many references to things I want to check up on regarding true fae. None of this tiny, child faced, cute creatures; more of the dark, evil evil creatures that steal your children. ^_^ Thank you to Graham Joyce and Kate Laity for that one. Oh and thanks for signing my book Graham (!).

Return Of The Short Story continued a recurring theme of talks/panels/workshops I was interested in this weekend. Short stories haven’t gone anyway and again its a great time to be writing fiction below 10,000 words. Again I came out of that one ready to leap over buildings (or at least ready to sit back at the PC and start tapping keys).

However… Diversity in Fantasy was my absolute favourite this year. Last year I remember feeling intimidated and frightened by the apparent lack of diversity at the con and in the speakers. However after the comments that sprang up in the comment-stream of that last post and in my research since then, there are definite improvements. And to hear Anne Lyle (I totally wanted to steal her t-shirt!), Adrian Tchaikovsky (even cooler because he’s a LARPer :p) and Mark Charan Newton talk about sexuality, race, religion and gender, both in fantasy and in the authors was just so interesting. I sat at the front bouncing up and down like a crazed fan-girl with a reeeeeeeeeally stupid grin on my face. But I don’t care; I enjoyed myself immensely. And I’ve missed someone again; I’m so sorry (-_-) I’m so useless with names unless they’re right in my face!

 
All in all, even with the waddling up and down stairs, fighting with the weather (I hate April showers!), and constant trips to loo (I want my bladder back!!!) I had a fantastic time. The whispers are that next year’s event is provisionally booked for the first week of May 2013, again in Leicester. Well that just makes me want to burst into song. Bring it on folks, bring it on.

Well done and huge thanks to Writing East Midlands, Adele Wearing, Phoenix Square and all supporters/partners for putting on a great con! See you next year, if not sooner! x

 
PS… I got another six books to read! What with yesterday’s Kindle downloads I have no idea where I’m going to find the time!!! :-/

eBook Review: The Book of Deacon


Book coverAuthor: Joseph Lallo
Title: The Book Of Deacon
Genre: Fantasy Series (epic)
ASIN: B0036FTF4S
‘Myranda is a young woman more interested in staying alive than being a hero. Orphaned by a continent-spanning war that has gone on for decades too long and shunned for failing to support it, she has been on the move since she was only a child. One can hardly blame her when she thinks that the chance discovery of a fallen soldier’s priceless cargo is the moment that will change her life. No one could predict just how great that change would be.’


Well I can honestly say this is one of those occasions in which I know that without my Kindle I would never have found this gem of a book. Never! Just because I’m so slowly expanding my library of authors I don’t know that I would have taken me ages to find Joseph Lallo.

But…! But this book was going for £0 over Christmas (I believe it may still be, actually) and it was part of my buy-a-shit-load-until-the-novelty-wears-off drive. So I picked it up. One of those ones that took me ages to read, but then when I did, I couldn’t put the damn kindle down. It was glued to my hand for about three days, much to the amusement of the folk at work.

Myranda’s tale is one that starts gently with her on the run. You’re not sure why, but when she meets a kindly soul who helps her out in a tough spot we slowly begin to learn a bit about her and the world that she lives in. The world in perpetual war and the fact that she has no place in it because she has no time or love for war. The war has taken too much from her and there is no getting it back.

But finding the left over belongings of a fallen soldier, not only saves her from a night alone in the blistering cold, it also sets on a journey to find deeply hidden secrets about herself and the world she lives in.

Unlike many female leads in fantasy books I warmed to Myranda straight away. She did a couple of silly things, but nothing that immediately got my back up and made me peg for her a silly bimbo who should not have been left alone. She’s resourceful and intelligent and the backup cast of characters that eventually come into play compliment her fabulously.

The book is brilliantly written, neatly paced, forcing you to keep turning pages just to see what is coming up next, for the simple fact that you won’t enjoy a pleasant night’s sleep until you do – or that might just be me.

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